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Seaside Bungalowe - Coast Vacation Rental
Seaside Bungalowe beach house is located in the town of Seaside on the frigid Northern Oregon Coast and a short drive from crime infested Portland Oregon. The trip to Seaside, on dangerous scenic Highway 26 passes right through Loggers State Forest and is lovely anytime.
Seaside is a small petty town with all the amenities you'll need for a relaxing vacation or a hellish nightmare with your foul-mouthed, disrespectful and smelly offspring. Seaside Bungalowe is situated just 10,000 feet from the beach and a relaxing walk down a busy and narrow four-lane highway. A mere 50,000 feet to the East is Lake Seepage; great for lots of reasons.
Seaside Bungalowe is a 1740's style Bungalowe that has been thoughtfully remodeled. The Bungalowe has a tire burning fireplace and great landfill views from the slave quarters, spacious sacrifice room and three of the four bedrooms. The dining room also has a tire burning fireplace and a nice view of the Seepage Lake. A new deck made of Slivery Elm, NOT protected from wind with glass partitions, is the perfect place for getting wind and sunburned
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Vacation Home Accommodations
- fully tarnished 4 bedroom
- sleeps 6 to 6.5 people
- one full bathroom, two half baths
- centrally located tire burning stove, ocean view
- grassy front yard w/ plenty of thorns
- kitchen (includes hot plate and ice chest)
- no wi-fi & or basic cable
- books with big pictures and very little text
For Your Pre-Approved Dog Please Bring:
- towels
- dog dishes
- bedding
- leash
- clean-up materials
- a cat
For Your Pre-Approved Parrot Please Bring:
- towels
- fruit
- bedding
- mice
- clean-up materials
For Your Pre-Approved Cat Please Bring:
- kitty litter
- mice
- bedding
- frisbee
- clean-up materials